Mood Salem thinks that women who take the “whose Sex and the City character are you?” deserve to be on his hate list. The show was based on 4 gay men and their sex lives to begin with, but got switched to women when HBO thought it was too racy. Congratulation, you are a slutty Gay man, and the show has been over for more than 5 years now. Can we move on please?
Mood Salem There is nothing better than dating a Bedan Person. They are usually hot people who know they are bedan, because they never had a lasting -at-least-for-a-while relationship yet. The perks are 1) U hook up with someone really hot and 2) U could annoy the shit out of them because they are Bedan, and they would take it, because they know you have to tolerate their bedanness, and they therefore have to tolerate urs.
Mood Salem It is ever so pathetic that everyone knows you are stalking your ex. Even your ex-ex knows. It’s over. The sooner you realize that you were ugly, not funny, not social, not good enough…the happier you will be. Then you can forget about how this one person overlooked all of that but just couldn’t take your pity party anymore. Yes, they were your soulmate. But you weren’t theirs. Leave them alone. You’re scaring them.
Mood Salem is sick of his bed always heating up at night. Fuck you upcoming August. I want a cold air conditioned bed, people. You sleep on it and it stays cold. And it gets warm in the winter as well. YEAH!
Mood Salem (732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can’t beat anybody.
Mood Salem is determined , now more than ever, not to buy a BlackBerry, so I wouldn’t be one of the douchebags who put their BBM number in their statuses. Honestly, people, get a fuckin life! IT’S A PHONE!
Mood Salem “Tom Hansen grew up believing that he would never truly be happy unless he found the one. Summer Finn , the girl, does not share this belief. The only thing she loved was her hair…and how easily she could cut it off.”
Mood Salem is sick of people blaming him for their low self-esteem. Bitch, it’s called self-esteem..as in esteem of your fuckin self. What the flying fuck does that have to do with me?
Mood Salem The second you find the answer it stops being the answer, and we were designed that way to keep us on our toes. We get bigger, not smaller, which means moving from thing to thing and covering all the territory in between, so you can get yourself under control without reaching for things outside yourself.
